Grant steering wheel in Norcal $30

Got this dope azz genuine Grant steering wheel for sale. It's either JDM or USDM depending which stickers you put on it. They only made about a million of these, so you could say it's pretty rare. It's a Stage III, so not only will it make your car faster, but it will get you a plethora of vagina. Or penis if that's your thing, we're not here to judge. His holiness, the 14th D'ali Llama himself blessed this steering wheel and Pope Frances fondled it (I have documentation to prove this.) $30 + shipping or I'd settle for mildly inappropriate conversation in public regarding mating rituals of the African Hippopotamus.

I'm always down for an impromptu oration on inappropriate sexual activities of endangered animals, although I do specialize in the mating habits of inanimate objects, specifically household appliances, with a minor in small lawn care equipment. You got a hub for it, too?

No hub, but I respect your ambition for getting household appliances to mate. Perhaps one day you'll venture into inter-functional procreation? My coffee grinder really could benefit from a weed whacker engine.

That was actually the subject of my doctoral thesis....

I really like these comments which are funny as hell, but I prefer the motion & whacks of the ceiling fan which is exciting!.